Monday 31 January 2011

The Mission Statement.

Right, a blog. I was feeling about maybe getting tumblr. But then i remember i thought it was one of the lamest sites ever. So maybe hold that one for the moment. The point of this blog is to collect together the podcasts of Lewis Bage and I (which are just ravings of two nuts), the videos that I make (which are pretty loopy) and just random thoughts of mine that occur to me. So theres very little chance of anything vaguely sane happening on here. So just to start off this blog's descend into shit, a quick story.

Before Christmas i'd mentioned to Lewis that i'd like a sonic screwdriver. If you dont know what that is... then yer a lot cooler than us. I sort of said "Hey lewis. how funny would it be if you bought me that?" Lewis took this to mean that he must slog hard on the oil rigs to earn enough money to pay for one. He lost a finger. I didnt care. But anyway, I got the screwdriver, then i realized i'd not bought anything for him. So i thought, he bought me one good thing, i'll just buy him loads of shit. So i headed to poundland and grouchos and bought a collection of the worst, cheapest crap i could find. One of these things was a pc game about dictators. Pretty much you played as boyos such as Saddam Hussien. Not sure what the gameplay was, probably just sit around and plan world domination while killing folks and having tea with George Galloway. It looked pretty slick, but it didnt run on lewis's homosexual computer which was too busy doing it's nails. So i asked for it back so i could play it. Which lead to the following conversation:
Me: Yo man, you got that game i gave you?
Lewis: Nah, i had to through it out.
Me: Why?
Lewis: Cause it got covered in mould.
Me: WHAT o.O
Lewis: Yeh, my room's pretty mouldy.

I didnt question any further. I dont think anyone wants to know what dirty shit he's been up to. Probably just the cereal from last summer I left there. Or he took a shit on his floor. Who knows. Go ask him if you really care.