Dougie asked me what it was like having left school. I told him this tale:
Imagine you were in the bible. I'm like Adam. And Eden is my life. And school is like the apple. And now I've left I don't eat it. And so I stay in Eden and the whole story is wrong. But it's great fun.
I'm not sure what that means. I was very drunk on OVD, because I live in the 1900s. But I think it means I like having left. Maybe.